Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact. The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via fuglyhottie)

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sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

Yes

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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